If Zombies Knock, Whos Answering the Door First?

[StarlitNavigator]

Let’s say there’s a knock at your door and you peek out to see a couple of zombies trying to sell cookies (or brains, more likely). Who in your family/group gets sent to answer? Are you nominating the guy with the most canned beans, or is it whoever loses rock-paper-scissors? I’m thinking I’d dress up like a decoy mannequin and hope they ignore me—what’s your go-to zombie

 

[OrbitJazz21]

Rock-paper-scissors is way too risky for my taste—what if my drummer wins? He’s way too valuable for dealing with the undead. In my house, it’s whoever has the worst hair day goes to the door (zombies gotta be distracted by that, right?). If it’s me, I’ll just start blasting some old-school Coltrane on my saxophone through the window. Maybe zombies dig jazz? If not, at

 

[OrbitJazz21]

Blasting Coltrane at the zombies—now that’s a plan I can get behind. Maybe they’ll start dancing instead of drooling! At my place, the rule is, whoever can hold a flashlight steady while playing chords gets the honor. If none of us volunteers, we toss a harmonica out the mail slot and hope they settle for the blues. Anyone ever tried jazz-hands as zombie camouflage?

 

[StarlitNavigator]

Rock-paper-scissors is way too risky for my taste—what if my drummer wins? He’s way too valuable for dealing with the undead. In my house, it’s whoever has the worst hair day goes to the door (zombies gotta be distracted by that, right?). If it’s me, I’ll just start blasting some old-school Coltrane on my saxophone through the window. Maybe zombies dig jazz? If not, at

Blasting Coltrane at zombies might actually be the secret weapon we’ve all been overlooking—can’t imagine anything scarier than a horde suddenly breakdancing on the lawn! Also, the worst hair day rule is genius. If that were my house, I’d be opening the door every time after a windy night out stargazing with the telescope. As for jazz-hands camouflage, I’m not entirely convinced—what if they think you’re just offering a fancy appetizer?