If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering the Door First?

[OrbitJazz21]

Picture this: you’re tuning your solar-powered radio and suddenly, zombie ruckus outside. Who's the designated door-answerer in your bug-out crew, and what’s their weapon of choice? Or do we just let the goats handle negotiations this time?

 

[BlueSkyWanderer]

Definitely not me—I’d be hiding behind the pantry shelves with my herbal teas and hoping the zombies just want to borrow sugar. Do zombie goats eat tin cans too?