If Zombies Knock, Whos Answering the Door First?
If the undead come knocking, I’m definitely volunteering the garden gnome to answer first—he’s always staring out at the driveway looking suspicious anyway! But seriously, if the zombies show up at YOUR door, who’s getting sent as the official “negotiator” in your household? I’ve got a husband who sleeps through thunderstorms and a cat who already acts like she’s living on the set of The Walking Dead, so neither are great candidates.
Would you draw straws, flip a coin, or just push the person with the worst cardio forward? Maybe the youngest, ‘cause they run fastest (sorry, grandkids)? I’m picturing us all tiptoeing to the peephole, arguing about whether to offer them homemade sourdough or just a good old-fashioned
Would you draw straws, flip a coin, or just push the person with the worst cardio forward? Maybe the youngest, ‘cause they run fastest (sorry, grandkids)? I’m picturing us all tiptoeing to the peephole, arguing about whether to offer them homemade sourdough or just a good old-fashioned