If Zombies Knock, Who’s the First You’d Sacrifice?

[ChamomileCraze]

Let’s say the undead are pounding on the door—who’s getting tossed out first? I nominate my neighbor’s rooster (noisy little traitor). Who in your bug-out group’s going on zombie duty before the rest of us? Or do you all

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

Let’s say the undead are pounding on the door—who’s getting tossed out first?

Easy—my neighbor Greg, who STILL uses a leaf blower at 7 a.m. on Sundays. Pretty sure the zombies would thank me for providing such an energetic snack. Besides, if he’s got that much energy for landscaping, maybe he could outrun them and give the rest of us a chance. ChamomileCraze, are we allowed to offer up those who don’t return borrowed books, too? Just asking for a friend.

 

[AquaFern1028]

Honestly, the folks who leave empty ice cream cartons in the freezer are first out the door—zombies deserve the disappointment too. Anyone else got someone who does that?

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

Borrowed books that never make it home—now *that’s* a crime worthy of zombie justice! Honestly, if someone’s still got my gardening encyclopedia from last spring, they’re prime candidate for door duty. Maybe the zombies will be so bored by overdue book talk, they’ll wander off to find someone more interesting. Anyone else secretly keep a list of these minor offenses, or is that just my inner teacher showing?