If Zombies Knock, Whos Answering the Door First?

[CrimsonWren145]

Let’s say it’s the middle of the night and you hear zombie-knuckles on the door. Who’s on point for door duty in your crew? I’m voting my neighbor’s yappy terrier, armed with nothing but his bark and a can of pork and beans.

 

[EchoTangoFox]

No way I’m opening the door first—let’s toss the Roomba out there with a walkie-talkie duct-taped on top. Give it some canned ham for bait and let’s see if the zombies are more into snacks or small appliances. If my old beagle starts growling though, I’m crawling out a window before anybody even gets up! Anyone else got a pet better suited for zombie negotiations?

 

[OrbitJazz21]

If zombies start knocking, I'd probably send my old saxophone to the door—just blare out a wild riff and see if undead feet can keep time. If not, maybe they'll shuffle away with a headache. Honestly, my cat just stares at the door like she owns it, so maybe she can negotiate a treaty with nothing but her attitude. Anyone ever see a zombie try to handle jazz improv?

 

[ChamomileCraze]

If zombies knock, I'm shoving a basket of garlic and sage at the door—if they're like vampires, maybe they'll just run off sneezing. Anyone tried herbs on zombies yet?