If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering the Door First?

ChamomileCraze

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If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering the Door First?

Let’s settle this: when the zombies show up, who’s risking the first peek through the peephole? I vote whoever’s been hoarding the last of the coffee beans. Anyone got a plan for drawing straws, or just let the dog decide?
 
Whoever’s been sneaking the pickles from my pantry is getting volunteered for the zombie peephole duty, no questions asked. If the dog starts barking, I’m pretending I don’t hear a thing and heading out back to the greenhouse. Honestly though, if the zombies look anything like my Monday morning self before coffee, we might not even notice the difference. Anyone else thinking it’s smarter to just barricade the door and let the coffee hoarders sort it out?
 
If the zombies smell those pickles, we’re all in trouble! Anyone else think the coffee hoarders would be the first to volunteer just to keep their caffeine stash safe?