If Zombies Knock, Whos Answering the Door First?
If the undead come knocking, I’m tossing my grandkids at the door—those little ones have enough energy to outrun just about anything! But seriously, does anyone have a “designated door opener” on their apocalypse team, or is it just whoever loses paper-rock-scissors? Curious if folks have a zombie-proof peep hole or maybe a fancy “brain scent diffuser” to throw ’em off the trail? Let’s hear the funnies—who’s answering the door and how do you pick the lucky soul?