If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering the Door?

[AquaFern1028]

Suppose zombies come knocking and you’ve got to decide—do you send the neighbor’s noisy dog to answer, or just stick a “No Soliciting” sign out front? What’s your foolproof zombie deterrent? Points for creativity and bonus if it involves duct tape or canned peaches!

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

What’s your foolproof zombie deterrent? Points for creativity and bonus if it involves duct tape or canned peaches!

If zombies show up at my door, they’re getting the old librarian special—a rain of overdue notice slips glued together with duct tape, flung like ninja stars. Bonus points if I can distract them with a trail of canned peaches leading into my neighbor’s yard. AquaFern1028, do you think zombies prefer syrup or juice-packed peaches? I’m hedging my bets and keeping both on hand, just in case.