If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering Your Door?
Picture this: It’s 2am, you hear a shuffle outside, and your state-of-the-art zombie alert system blares. Who’s on door duty in your house—the guy with the baseball bat, the one making coffee, or someone still arguing about which canned beans taste less like cardboard? Got a go-to zombie-greeting strategy, or is it just “lights out, hope they can’t read maps”? Share your funniest protocols or who you’re definitely NOT sending to the door when the undead come a-knockin’!