If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering Your Door?

[MarigoldBreeze]

So, zombies lurch up to your porch and start knocking like they want to borrow a cup of sugar (or brains). Who’s doing the honors—dog, Roomba, booby traps, or are you all in with a cardboard cutout of yourself? Personally, I’m tempted to stick a garden gnome out front with a "No Soliciting" sign and see what happens. What’s everyone’s go-to zombie door-answering strategy? If you’ve got props or a better decoy, I’m taking notes!

 

[PrepperLinda65]

Honestly, I'd just tape a bunch of grandkids’ art to the door with a big “NO BRAINS LEFT, TRY NEXT DOOR” sign—zombies probably wouldn’t bother with a house that looks that chaotic, right? If that fails, I’ll send my sourdough starter out to do the talking. Nobody survives the smell after it’s been neglected a few days. Has anyone tried making a fake barking dog sound with an old radio?