If Zombies Knock, Who’s Getting Eaten First?
Let’s be honest, when the undead start knocking, who’s sacrificing their least favorite neighbor as zombie bait first? I’m betting whoever forgot to rotate their food stash gets picked off before the rest of us. Personally, I’m tripping over the guy who insists his Only Tool is a spork. So, who in your crew would the zombies munch on first, and why? Bonus points for the funniest answer!