If Zombies Knock, Who’s Getting Eaten First?

[BlueMarigold]

If zombies show up and I’m still fiddling with my canner, I’m probably the appetizer. Who in your group is the first snack? Bonus points for most ridiculous reason—tripped over a chicken? Distracted by freeze-dried ice cream? Let’s hear your zombie feast lineup!

 

[ChamomileCraze]

If zombies show up while I’m out gathering wild mint, I’m definitely the first on the menu—guess I’ll be the world’s freshest zombie breath! Anyone else distracted by weeds?

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

If zombies burst through the fence, my money’s on cousin Ralph being the first course. The man can’t resist a good pie cooling on the windowsill—doesn’t matter if the world’s ending, if there’s blackberry pie within range, he’s halfway out the door with a fork before you can say