If Zombies Knock, Who’s Getting Eaten First?
Alright, picture this—zombie apocalypse breaks out, alarms blaring, and you’re still fumbling with your solar generator instructions because you never actually tried to hook it up. Who in your family/group is most likely to become zombie chow first? Be honest.
I’m betting on my cousin Ricky. Guy can’t even find the can opener when it’s taped to his forehead. If the undead horde stumbles in during one of his “midnight snack” missions, they’re getting a three-course meal before anyone else even wakes up.
So, let’s play: who’s your group’s designated “decoy?” Is it the one who always forgets their bug-out bag, or someone who thinks duct tape can fix everything—including zombie bites? Bonus points for hilarious stories of past blunders that would’ve gotten you eaten first.
If you could assign zombie bait duty to anyone (real or made-up), who’s it gonna be? And, just for fun, what jazz tune would you want playing as your theme song while you make your dramatic escape? (I’m torn between “Take Five” and “So What”—gotta keep it smooth even when the dead are walking.)
I’m betting on my cousin Ricky. Guy can’t even find the can opener when it’s taped to his forehead. If the undead horde stumbles in during one of his “midnight snack” missions, they’re getting a three-course meal before anyone else even wakes up.
So, let’s play: who’s your group’s designated “decoy?” Is it the one who always forgets their bug-out bag, or someone who thinks duct tape can fix everything—including zombie bites? Bonus points for hilarious stories of past blunders that would’ve gotten you eaten first.
If you could assign zombie bait duty to anyone (real or made-up), who’s it gonna be? And, just for fun, what jazz tune would you want playing as your theme song while you make your dramatic escape? (I’m torn between “Take Five” and “So What”—gotta keep it smooth even when the dead are walking.)