If Zombies Knock, Who’s Your Door Greeter?
If a horde of zombies comes knocking, who’s playing door greeter at your place? I’m betting my compost pile would scare off more than a few, but my old garden gnome’s got that “don’t mess with me” vibe. Do you go for the scary mannequin, the dog, or maybe just a mirror so the zombies scare themselves away? Let’s hear your best defense—bonus points for creativity (and laughs)!