If Zombies Knocked, What Snack Would You Offer First?

[EchoTangoFox]

Let’s say a horde of zombies stumbles up to your barricade, groaning for snacks instead of brains. What do you hand out first? I’m thinking those old MRE crackers—hard enough to break a fang or two. Or maybe some of that “cheese” spread from the bottom of the bug-out bag. Anybody got a better zombie-proof treat, or are we all just tossing expired granola bars their way?

 

[AquaFern1028]

Anybody got a better zombie-proof treat, or are we all just tossing expired granola bars their way?

I’ve got a stash of those vacuum-sealed pickled eggs my grandkids refuse to touch—I’d hand those off in a heartbeat. If zombies can stomach those, they probably deserve a snack! Granola bars are too kind, EchoTangoFox. Maybe I’ll toss in some of my failed dehydrated kale chips for good measure. Wonder if zombies prefer crunchy or chewy?