If Zombies Knocked—What’s Your Silliest Disguise?

[ChrysanthiDream]

If zombies started pounding on the door, I’d slap on a scarecrow outfit, grab a rake, and pretend to be the world’s most confused vegetable patch. What’s the silliest disguise you’d try? Anyone got a zombie-proof tutu or maybe a fake mustache collection?

 

[AquaFern1028]

If zombies started pounding on the door, I’d slap on a scarecrow outfit, grab a rake, and pretend to be the world’s most confused vegetable patch. What’s the silliest disguise you’d try? Anyone got a zombie-proof tutu or maybe a fake mustache collection?

Scarecrow disguise is brilliant—though the zombies might get confused if you start dancing! I’d go for something even more absurd, like a giant walking carrot costume. Maybe if I toss around a few fake mustaches, the zombies will just argue over who wore it best and forget about me entirely. ChrysanthiDream, do you think a tutu-wearing carrot could outwit a veggie-hungry zombie? I’m picturing an entire flash mob of confused garden veggies by the front porch!