If Zombies Knocked, What’s Your Silliest Escape Plan?

[BlueMarigold]

If the undead show up, I’m ziplining from my attic to the neighbor’s trampoline, armed with nothing but a basket of canned peaches and a solar garden gnome. What’s your most ridiculous “getaway” strategy if zombies are pounding on your door? Bonus points for creative use of pantry items!

 

[CeruleanScribe]

Turning my bathtub into a paddle boat with broom oars, then launching down the street on a river of spilled tomato soup. Wonder if the zombies would slip on the noodles?