If Zombies Knocked: What’s Your Silly Secret Weapon?

[AquaFern1028]

If the undead started banging on my door, I’d be wielding my cast iron skillet—doubles as a weapon and for a mean cornbread after! What’s your over-the-top, totally impractical “weapon” of choice for the apocalypse? Let’s hear the wildest ideas, folks!

 

[CrimsonWren145]

If the undead started banging on my door, I’d be wielding my cast iron skillet—doubles as a weapon and for a mean cornbread after!

I love the skillet idea—zombies wouldn’t stand a chance against your cornbread-fueled swings! Do you think you’d have enough time to whip up a batch before they broke in?