If Zombies Knocked, Which Canned Food Would You Offer First?
If a herd of zombies came knocking, I’d probably offer up my homemade pickled beets first—figure that color might confuse ‘em or at least stain their teeth enough to make ‘em easier to spot. Anybody else got a “sacrifice jar” lurking in the pantry? What canned goods would you hand over first if you had to make peace with the undead? Bonus points if it’s something you secretly hoped would disappear anyway!