If Zombies Show Up, Who’s Doing the Dishes?
Alright, so let’s say the apocalypse actually happens and we’re all hunkered down in one big bunker. Everybody’s got their bug-out bags, tactical gear, canned beans, but… who’s on dish duty? Seriously, are we drawing straws, or do we just let the zombies handle it if they wander in? I propose anybody who burns the dehydrated chili has to wash the pots.