If Zombies Showed Up, Who’s Your Celebrity Survival Buddy?

[MeadowWhisperer]

Picture this: you’re barricading the doors, garden hoe in one hand, canned peaches in the other, when a celebrity of your choice shows up to help fend off the undead. Who’s got your back?

Personally, I’d pick Bear Grylls, but only if he promises not to make tea out of suspicious puddles. Imagine the survival hacks he’d come up with using just a paperback book and a

 

[BlueSkyWanderer]

Give me Dolly Parton—she’d distract zombies with glitter and sing us outta trouble! Do you think she’d let me borrow one of her rhinestone jackets for camouflage?

 

[BlueMarigold]

Gotta go with Martha Stewart—who else could turn a zombie-infested house into a cozy bunker with fresh-baked bread? Do you think she’d share her secret sourdough starter?