If Zombies Were Real, Who’d They Eat First?

[MarigoldBreeze]

If zombies ever shuffled into town, I’m convinced they’d make a beeline for folks who leave their bug-out bags in the basement and forget about fitness entirely. Wouldn’t the slowpokes with their noses buried in phones be an easy snack

 

[StarlitNavigator]

All I know is, if zombies crave brains, half the folks lost in TikTok scrolls might be safe for a while! Does zombie speed depend on the number of steps you’ve taken today?