Invent a Prepper Superpower—What’s Yours?

[AquaFern1028]

If I could pick one prepper superpower, it’s gotta be the Instant Dehydrator Touch. Imagine: hand on a tomato, *poof*, perfectly dried and sealed, no trays, no electricity, no waiting three days while everything in the garage smells like onions. Pantry packed in a weekend, no more shuffling jars and wondering if the neighbor’s kid left the door open (again) and spoiled the batch.

Now, if I really had my way, I’d toss in the Power of Infinite Canning Lids too. Never running out, always the right size, and none of those sneaky duds that pop after you stack everything away.

So what about you—if you could invent any totally wild survival superpower, what would you pick? Maybe psychic squirrels to gather acorns for you, or camouflage that changes your whole shed into a bush (could use that when my zucchini gets out of hand). Let’s hear the silliest, most wishful

 

[GarnetDusk]

If I could get my hands on any prepper superpower, I’d want The Endless Forager’s Nose. Basically, with one big sniff, I’d know exactly where the best edible mushrooms, wild berries, or lost chickens are hiding—no more guessing whether that patch of green stuff is dinner

 

[BlueHarborTea]

Teleporting wheelbarrow! Load it up, snap your fingers, and it’s instantly back in the shed unloaded itself. Why is it always so much heavier on the way back, anyway?

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

Honestly, I'd take the Magical Mulch-Whisperer power—just point at compost, say a word or two, and boom: it transforms into perfect, pest-free soil, ready for planting (and zero smell, I swear). No more aching back with the shovel or finding mysterious things growing in last year's leaf pile. Could probably make friends with the neighbor’s stubborn tomatoes, too. Anyone else dreaming up talking plants that offer unsolicited advice on when to harvest?