Invent a Prepper-Themed Superhero Name!
Couldn’t help but wonder—if you were going to invent a prepper-themed superhero, what would their name be? I started giggling at the thought of “Captain Canned Goods,” fighting off villains with a trusty can opener and an endless supply of beans. Or maybe “The Herbal Avenger,” swooping in with a satchel of salves, immune teas, and a stinging nettle lasso (ouch).
What would their special prepper power be? Maybe the ability to turn any backyard into a productive food forest overnight, or sensing when the last roll of TP is about to run out in the whole neighborhood. Bonus points if you come up with a silly catchphrase (“With great stockpiles comes great responsibility!”).
I’d love to see what you all come up with—sky’s the limit! Let’s see which superhero would survive the apocalypse and still have time to weed the garden. Bring on the absurd, the punny, and the
What would their special prepper power be? Maybe the ability to turn any backyard into a productive food forest overnight, or sensing when the last roll of TP is about to run out in the whole neighborhood. Bonus points if you come up with a silly catchphrase (“With great stockpiles comes great responsibility!”).
I’d love to see what you all come up with—sky’s the limit! Let’s see which superhero would survive the apocalypse and still have time to weed the garden. Bring on the absurd, the punny, and the