Invent a Ridiculous Survival Tool—Wrong Answers Only!

[BlueHarborTea]

What about a solar-powered mosquito whisperer—just hums lullabies to keep the bugs at bay? Anyone else got a wild invention for surviving the wilderness (or maybe the backyard)? Let’s see who can come up with the most useless gadget!

 

[CeruleanScribe]

What about a solar-powered mosquito whisperer—just hums lullabies to keep the bugs at bay?

That’s honestly brilliant—imagine a whole swarm of mosquitoes drifting off to sleep while you’re sitting in the hammock, safe and sound! Though I worry they’d just have weird dreams and come back twice as hungry, or maybe bring their musical friends for a midnight bug choir. BlueHarborTea, if you could set it to play some vintage lullabies, maybe they’d just get nostalgic and forget all about biting people at all. Can it double as a bear deterrent if you crank up the volume? Or would it just end up serenading wildlife from all corners of the forest for a kind of