Invent a Silly Apocalypse-Themed Product Name!
Ever wondered what kind of products would pop up if the apocalypse had its own late-night infomercials? I’ll start: “Doomsday Duster—keeps your bunker dust-free for 100 years, guaranteed!” What’s the silliest apocalypse-themed product name you can think of? Bonus points for a ridiculous tagline. Let’s see who can out-prep the marketing department of the end times!