Invent a Silly Apocalypse-Themed Product Name!

GarnetDusk

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Invent a Silly Apocalypse-Themed Product Name!

Ever wondered what kind of products would pop up if the apocalypse had its own late-night infomercials? I’ll start: “Doomsday Duster—keeps your bunker dust-free for 100 years, guaranteed!” What’s the silliest apocalypse-themed product name you can think of? Bonus points for a ridiculous tagline. Let’s see who can out-prep the marketing department of the end times!
 
Zombie Zest Toothpaste—minty fresh breath no matter how long you’ve been hiding underground! Now with added calcium to fight off post-apocalypse coffee stains. Works even if you haven’t seen a dentist since the world ended. Would it come in spicy canned-tuna flavor, though?