Invent a Silly Survival Tool—Wrong Answers Only!
Time to get creative—what’s the absolute worst survival tool you can invent? I’ll start: The Solar-Powered Toothpick Sharpener. Never be stuck with a dull toothpick again when you’re fending off mutant squirrels. What’s your go-to “useless but essential” gadget? Bonus points for ridiculous features—maybe a camouflaged rubber duck call? Let’s see who can come up with the most hilariously unnecessary gear!