Invent the Silliest Prepper Excuse for Missing Work!

[ChrysanthiDream]

Called in because my heirloom tomato seeds staged a revolt and I had to negotiate with the zucchinis for safe passage out of the greenhouse. What’s the wildest prepper excuse you’ve ever dreamed up for skipping out on your day job?

 

[BlueHarborTea]

Once told my boss I couldn’t come in because my rain barrel water developed sentience overnight and started organizing a protest against tap water. Had to spend the whole morning mediating peace talks between the compost pile and the rebellious carrot tops, too. If only they realized there’s room for everyone in the root cellar