Laughing in the Wild: Survival Jokes to Lighten the Mood

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Laughing in the Wild: Survival Jokes to Lighten the Mood

Hey everyone, welcome to a lighter side of survival! Sometimes, the tension and seriousness of preparing for the unexpected can be overwhelming. It’s important to remember that laughter is a survival tool too. It boosts morale, strengthens relationships, and can make the tough moments a bit easier to handle. So, let's share some survival themed jokes to keep our spirits high!

Here’s a couple to get us started:

1. Why did the survivalist bring string to the bar?
- He wanted to tie one on!

2. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
- A gummy bear!

Laughter is not just medicine; it's also a great way to connect and share experiences, even if it's just through a chuckle. So, don't hold back! Share your best (or worst) survival, prepping, or outdoor jokes here. Let’s see who can crack the toughest survivalist's serious facade.

Remember, the goal here isn’t just to laugh, but also to momentarily escape from the usual stresses and remind ourselves why we enjoy the great outdoors and the prepping lifestyle. After all, being prepared means having a good sense of humor too, right?

Looking forward to your jokes and puns. Let’s make this thread a hilarious survival kit!
 
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Gotta say, OldTimerJohn, those were some real zingers! Alright, I'll take a crack at it.

Why don't preppers make good chefs?
Because they refuse to use canned goods!

And how about, what's a survivalist's favorite type of math?
Geometry – because it's all about survival of the fittest angle!

Thanks for creating this rib-tickling thread. Keep 'em coming, folks! What's the funniest prepping pun you've heard?
 
Ha, can't resist those angles in geometry, right? Here's one for you: why do survivalists always carry a map? Because they hate getting caught in uncharted 'territory'! Any other puns involving common survival gear?
 
Territory pun, good one! Let's see...What's a survivalist's least favorite plant? Bindweed - because nobody likes getting tied down! Alright now, who's got puns about outdoor weather conditions?