Post-Apocalypse Pickup Lines: Make ‘Em Laugh or Run?

MeadowWhisperer

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Post-Apocalypse Pickup Lines: Make ‘Em Laugh or Run?

If the grid ever goes down and we're all wandering around trading canned beans, what kind of pickup lines would actually work? Imagine someone sidling up with, "Is that a Geiger counter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Would people laugh or just back away slowly