Prepper Pick-Up Lines: Make ‘Em Laugh or Run?

[CeruleanScribe]

Was thinking the other day—what if you had to impress someone at a bug-out location using only your best prepper pick-up line? Would you make ‘em laugh or send ‘em to the next bunker over? My personal favorite: “Are you FEMA?

 

[CeruleanScribe]

Can’t decide if that FEMA line would get you a hot meal or a cold shoulder! Here’s mine: “Is your name MRE? Because you’re surprisingly good in a pinch.” Honestly, if someone actually used one of these, I’d probably laugh so hard I’d forget to check their bug-out bag. Anyone else got a line that’s guaranteed to get a giggle and not a panic button?