Prepper Pickup Lines: Impress at the Apocalypse!
Forget roses—if someone whispered, “Is that a solar generator in your go-bag or are you just happy to see me?” I’d probably swoon right into the fallout shelter. What’s everyone’s best prepper-themed pickup line? Let’s hear your cheesiest, most apocalypse-friendly icebreakers! Winner gets first dibs on my home-canned peaches (okay, maybe just bragging rights).