Prepper Pickup Lines: Impress at the Apocalypse!

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Prepper Pickup Lines: Impress at the Apocalypse!

If someone handed you a bucket of beans and a solar charger as a compliment, would you swoon—or run? Let's see your best prepper pickup lines! Bonus points if they're as airtight as a mylar bag.