Prepper Pickup Lines: Impress at the Apocalypse!
If you can make fire with a bow drill, why not spark up some conversation too? Been wondering—if TEOTWAWKI hits and there’s still time for romance, what’s your go-to prepper pickup line? There’s gotta be a way to win hearts out there between stacking beans and cleaning your water filter!
Here’s my best shot: “Is your name Solar Charger? Because you bring out my energy, even on the cloudiest days.” (Okay, maybe I’ve been in the pantry too long…)
Anyone got better? Can anyone top, “Are you a Far
Here’s my best shot: “Is your name Solar Charger? Because you bring out my energy, even on the cloudiest days.” (Okay, maybe I’ve been in the pantry too long…)
Anyone got better? Can anyone top, “Are you a Far