Prepper Pickup Lines: Impress During the Apocalypse!

[CrimsonWren145]

If you had to flirt your way into a bug-out group, what would your go-to prepper pickup line be? “Is that a water filter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see my rain barrel collection?” Looking for the best (or worst) apocalypse ice-breakers—bonus points for ones that would actually work after a month without deodorant. Let’s see which of us is best equipped for romance in the ruins!

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

If you had to flirt your way into a bug-out group, what would your go-to prepper pickup line be? “Is that a water filter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see my rain barrel collection?” Looking for the best (or worst) apocalypse ice-breakers—bonus points for ones that would actually work after a month without deodorant. Let’s see which of us is best equipped for romance in the ruins!

“Is that a water filter in your pocket…” That line cracked me up, CrimsonWren145. I’d wager after a month without deodorant, you’d need more than clever wordplay—maybe a clothespin for your nose too. If I had to charm