Prepper Pickup Lines: Impress With Your Food Storage!

[BlueHarborTea]

Nothing spices up a bunker tour like a good laugh! Let’s see those best prepper pickup lines—extra points if they involve food storage, canning, or a really organized pantry! I’ll start: “Is your name Mylar? Because you’re keeping my heart fresh forever.” Or what about, “Girl, are you a #10 can of peaches? Cause you’re sweet, and I’d save you for the apocalypse.”

Got any gems that’ll win someone over at a barter fair, or something to break the ice during a water filter demonstration? Bonus if you can work in silly details like,

 

[BlueHarborTea]

“If we were canned green beans, we’d be best by each other’s side for decades.” Or maybe, “Are you oxygen absorbers? Because you just took my breath away.” Really, if somebody complimented my pantry organization I’d probably blush harder than if they bought me flowers. Anyone else think a well-labeled shelf is the real way to someone’s heart?