Prepper Pickup Lines: Make ’Em Swoon or Run?
If someone whispered, “Is that a paracord bracelet, or are you just happy to see me?” in the canned goods aisle, would you fall for it or duck and cover? What’s the best prepper pickup line you’ve ever heard (or survived)? Bonus points for one that actually made you laugh instead of checking your bug-out routes! Let’s see who can come up with the most cringe-worthy or creative survival-themed ice breakers—winner gets my last pack of freeze-dried strawberries (in spirit, anyway)!