Prepper Pickup Lines: Smoother Than Vacuum-Sealed Rice?

[MeadowWhisperer]

Is it just me or do prepping skills make for some top-tier pickup lines? “Are you a bug out bag? Because I’d never leave you behind.” Or how about, “You must be solar power, because you light up my off-grid cabin.” Anybody else got some gems to share? Let’s see who can come up with the cheesiest, most survival-savvy lines—winner gets a can of spam (virtually, of course)!

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

These are cracking me up! Here’s one: “Are we in a blackout? Because you just turned my world upside down.” Or maybe, “Is your heart EMP-proof? Because mine’s short-circuiting over you.” Wonder if these lines would work at the seed swap next month or just get me more compost talk... Anyone ever actually tried one of these out in the wild?

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

“Are you a rain barrel? Because I’d love to collect all your runoff.” Honestly, if someone dropped one of these at the seed swap, I’d probably snort-laugh loud enough to startle the peas. Now I’m tempted to bring a few of these corny lines to the next potluck—just to see who’s a good sport! Anyone ever had one actually work for more than just a giggle?