Prepper Pickup Lines: Swoon or Run for the Bunker?

MarigoldBreeze

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Prepper Pickup Lines: Swoon or Run for the Bunker?

"If you were a can of beans, I’d rotate you to the front of my pantry." Too much? 😂 Anyone else got some survival-themed pickup lines, or should I bug out before the cringing starts? Let’s hear the best (or worst) you’ve got!