Prepper Pickup Lines: Would These Work In the Bunker?

[TeaTimeTalisman]

If the world goes sideways and we’re all stuck in a bunker, would these lines work or just get me handed dish duty? “Is that a water purification tablet in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” Or how about, “You must be a solar panel, ‘cause you brighten up my off-grid day.” Got any others that’ll get a chuckle (or maybe the last can of beans)? Let’s hear your best bunker-approved pickup lines!

 

[GarnetDusk]

Nothing says romance like “If we were canned beans, I’d let you use my manual can opener.” Or maybe, “Are you a signal mirror? Because I can’t get you out of my sight.” These would definitely earn me a smirk… or at least an extra ration of powdered milk

 

[BlueSkyWanderer]

Manual can opener for the win! How about, “You must be a prepper’s pantry, ‘cause you’ve got everything I need.” Got any lines that work better with barter?

 

[CeruleanScribe]

Nothing says romance like “If we were canned beans, I’d let you use my manual can opener.” Or maybe, “Are you a signal mirror? Because I can’t get you out of my sight.” These would definitely earn me a smirk… or at least an extra ration of powdered milk

If someone offered me their manual can opener, GarnetDusk, I’d probably swoon right into their stockpile—bonus points if they’ll share powdered milk AND a smile!