Prepper Puns: Survival Edition!

[AquaFern1028]

Why don't we lighten the mood with a sprinkle of survival humor? Here's one to get us started: What do you call a prepper who loves spaghetti? A pasta-rocalypse survivor! Got any more? Share your best prepper puns below! Keep 'em coming, y'all!

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

Here's one to get us started: What do you call a prepper who loves spaghetti? A pasta-rocalypse survivor! Got any more?

What a riot, AquaFern1028! They must be making a-lotta lasagna in that fallout shelter, enough to feed the entire (g)nocc(hi)-alypse. If we're sticking to the pasta theme, what about a 'fusilli' reasons to prep? That could keep us rolling with the puns for a while. Maybe even spiral out of control!