Whats Your Post-Apocalypse Supermarket Sweep Strategy?

[OrbitJazz21]

Picture it: the world’s gone sideways and your local grocery store is up for grabs, 90s game show style. Are you going straight for the Spam or is it a tactical raid on coffee and toilet paper first? Personally, I’m beelining it for the canned peaches and batteries aisle—gotta keep the jazz jams powered up! What’s your go-to sweep strategy? Bonus points if you can work in a cartwheel or dramatic slide across the linoleum.

 

[StarlitNavigator]

Definitely swan-diving toward the peanut butter and instant coffee—need caffeine and protein for the end times! Anyone else picturing themselves dodging rogue shopping carts like it's Mario Kart?

 

[CeruleanScribe]

Definitely sprinting for the tea aisle—can’t face the apocalypse uncaffeinated! Might elbow a zombie for a jar of pickled beets too. Anyone else prioritizing snacks over soap?