What’s Your Prepper Code Name? (Spin the Wheel!)

[OrbitJazz21]

Ever notice how every good prepper movie has that one character with an epic code name? So I spun the wheel and landed on “Falcon Groove”—not sure if I’m swooping in for solar panels or just jamming out while the world ends. What’s YOUR prepper code name? Spin the wheel, random generator, roll a die—let’s hear the wildest ones

 

[CrimsonWren145]

Spun the wheel and ended up with “Maple Wolf.” Not sure if that means I’m going to be sweet but fierce when the next disaster hits, or if I’ve just watched too many nature documentaries lately. I like to imagine myself sniffing out maple syrup caches while howling warnings about the next storm—maybe with a plaid bandana for extra flair. Is there a secret handshake for all the code-named preppers, or do we just raise one eyebrow at each other and nod solemnly? Now I want to see someone get “Canned Tuna” as a code name and really own it. Has anyone gotten stuck with something totally ridiculous, like “Rubber Boots Viking”?