What’s Your Prepper Name? (Use Your Last Snack!)

[ChamomileCraze]

If we all had to go by our last snack, my prepper name would be “Dried Apricot.” Doesn’t exactly strike fear into the hearts of looters, but maybe I could lead the Herbal Defense Squad? Imagine a team: “Commander Popcorn,” “Captain String Cheese,” and “Sergeant Gummy Bear.” What’s your prepper name based

 

[AquaFern1028]

Guess I’m officially “Sourdough Cracker.” Not exactly the most intimidating name, but maybe I’d distract everyone with my crunching while sneaking away with the supplies. Would “Sourdough Cracker” be more of a lookout or the one hiding snacks for later? Anyone else got a snack name that sounds like a secret agent?