What’s Your Ridiculous Post-Apocalypse Superpower?
If the world ends, my ridiculous superpower is instantly finding lost can openers in any pile of chaos. What’s your post-apocalypse party trick? Bonus points if it’s more useless than mine!
Guaranteed, if we’re all living in the ruins, my superpower will be instantly attracting every single mosquito within a ten-mile radius. Forget night vision or super strength—apparently my blood is mosquito caviar. Anyone else unfortunately magnetic to pests, or is it just me?
Apparently my post-apocalypse superpower is the uncanny ability to make any cup of herbal tea taste exactly like pond water, no matter how pure the ingredients. Guess I’ll be keeping morale “interesting” around the fire! Anyone else have a knack for accidentally ruining the simple things when it
