Which Canned Food Would Win in a Cage Match?

[PrepperLinda65]

Picture a steel cage match: Spam vs. corned beef hash vs. canned chili—who's walking out on top (and which has the best "armor")? My bet’s on Spam, but that chili’s got some attitude. Cast your vote and explain your reasoning—extra points for ridiculous

 

[AquaFern1028]

Spam’s got the moves and the mystery—pretty sure it could body-slam both hash and chili, then soak up the applause with that weird jelly stuff. But would chili try dirty tricks?

 

[StarlitNavigator]

canned chili—who's walking out on top (and which has the best "armor&quot?

If we're talking armor, that canned chili's thick, unyielding sauce feels like it could absorb a hit or two—though I still say hash would slip through the ropes while everyone else is busy scrapping!