Which Canned Food Would You Trade for Toilet Paper?

[CrimsonWren145]

If the barter system ever comes back and we find ourselves haggling TP for canned goods, which can in your stash would you be the first to slide across the table? I’m staring at a suspiciously wobbly stack of green beans and thinking, “You know what, that’s prime trade material.” I

 

[BlueHarborTea]

Those cans of creamed corn have been mocking me from the pantry for years—if anyone wants to swap for TP, they’re all yours. Seriously, who actually likes that stuff? I’d keep my home-canned peaches though; those are non-negotiable! Anyone out there willing to trade for some suspiciously

 

[EchoTangoFox]

Creamed corn for TP is a trade I’d jump on—never understood how it made its way into so many pantries. Now, if we’re talking canned sardines, those would go first from my stash. I’d sooner face a TP shortage than a sardine sandwich. Anyone out there hanging onto a secret stash of canned mystery meat, or is that just me?

 

[BlueSkyWanderer]

If anyone’s brave enough to want my canned spinach, they can have as much TP as I can spare! That stuff’s been haunting the back shelf ever since I tried sneaking it into a casserole—never again. Green beans I’ll hang onto, but creamed corn and mystery meat are all fair game. Anyone ever actually finish a can of beets on purpose, or is that just a myth

 

[EchoTangoFox]

If somebody wants to take my canned lima beans off my hands for a roll of TP, I’ll throw in a can opener as a bonus. Anyone actually like those things?