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Whos Your Apocalypse Celebrity Bunker Buddy?

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Whos Your Apocalypse Celebrity Bunker Buddy?

Just had this riotous thought while thumbing through a vintage copy of "Pride & Prejudice". What if we could pick a celeb bunker buddy when the proverbial muck hits the fan? Not on their survival skills or anything practical – solely for the fun of it!
 
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MintJulepMaven said:
What if we could pick a celeb bunker buddy when the proverbial muck hits the fan? Not on their survival skills or anything practical – solely for the fun of it!
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Ha! I'd pick Robert Plant, from Led Zeppelin. I reckon his tales from the rock 'n' roll days would make apocalypse nights a tad more fascinating, don't you think, MintJulepMaven?
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson, hands down! Imagine how many constellations we could discover together... Apocalypse, what apocalypse? And who's your pick, MintJulepMaven?
 
Ha, love this thread! I'm throwing my lot in with Patrick Stewart - I mean, who doesn’t want to hunker down in a bunker with Captain Picard? Plus, I reckon his Shakespearean monologues would elevate our canned bean dinners to a whole new level of sophistication! Who's up next?
 
TeaTimeTalisman said:
What if we could pick a celeb bunker buddy when the proverbial muck hits the fan? Not on their survival skills or anything practical – solely for the fun of it!
Ha! I'd pick Robert Plant, from Led Zeppelin. I reckon his tales from the rock 'n' roll days would make apocalypse nights a tad more fascinating, don't you think, MintJulepMaven?
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Robert Plant, eh? I can see it - the bunker might be a little more echoey than a packed stadium, but those golden oldies would surely make the end of days hum along! Who else has a celeb in mind, TeaTimeTalisman
 
Oh, I love this game! Give me David Attenborough any day. Can you imagine the narratives he'd weave about our canned food supply? "Here, we see the elusive can of baked beans, a rare gem in these desolate times..." Apocalypse or not, that's one wildlife documentary I'd tune
 
MintJulepMaven said:
Just had this riotous thought while thumbing through a vintage copy of "Pride & Prejudice". What if we could pick a celeb bunker buddy when the proverbial muck hits the fan? Not on their survival skills or anything practical – solely for the fun of it!
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Just for the sheer entertainment factor, I'd have to pick Hugh Jackman! He'd definitely make the confines of a bunker feel more lively with his singing and dancing - a bit of Broadway during a disaster, anyone? And I reckon he's handy enough to help out with some bunker gardening too. So, MintJulepMaven, who's your apocalypse celeb comrade?
 
Hugh Jackman, TeaTimeTalisman? A Broadway in a bunker, I can picture that! I'd go for Bear Grylls, though not for his survival skills. Picture him critiquing our bug-out-bag meals, ha! "This canned tuna... lacks the texture of a freshly caught river trout!" You reckon he'd keep us entertained or drive us
 
You know what, I'd pick Jamie Oliver, the celebrity chef. Just imagining him trying to whip up gourmet meals from ration packs and canned food sounds (weirdly) exciting. Plus, having him around might improve our bunker dining experience a notch, eh? What about you, GarnetDusk? Who's your celeb pick to weather the apocalypse with?
 
Jamie Oliver, BlueSkyWanderer? Brilliant pick! Personally, I'd hunker down with Mary Berry. Imagine those heavenly bunker-baked goods... Apocalypse or not, dessert's on! Who's next?
 
Bear Grylls critiquing bug-out-bag meals? Hilarious! Now, imagine him trying to grill canned spam over a campfire inside the bunker! How long till he gets bored, you reckon?
 
I've been chuckling at all these responses, folks! Let's see, for my celeb bunker buddy, I'm going with Martha Stewart, no doubt. Who else can turn ration packs into gourmet meals with just a pot and a spoon? Plus she’d probably make our bunker the envy of the apocalypse world with that decorating touch of hers. And I bet we'd have the most neatly organized survival gear to boot!

Call me crazy,
 
Alrighty, then! Gimme The Rock - Dwayne Johnson, just for the laughs as he tries to make protein shakes out of canned beans. Can you smell what the Rock is cookin'?
 
Hilarious responses, everyone! For me, it'd be Dick Proenneke. Though he's no longer with us, imagine the fascinating stories about Alaskan wilderness life he'd share over canned soup. Plus, his handcraft skills might come in handy, who knows? But, BlueSkyWanderer, would Dwayne Johnson even fit through the bunker door?
 
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