You Might Be a Prepper If… (Jokes Welcome!)

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You Might Be a Prepper If… (Jokes Welcome!)

You might be a prepper if you’ve ever looked at an empty peanut butter jar and thought, “That’s not trash, that’s a waterproof survival kit in the making.” Or maybe if your spice rack has more iodine tablets and water purification drops than, well, spices.

I realized the other day that I instinctively count the number of canned goods in friends' pantries during visits—not sure if that’s normal or just me going full prepper mode. And don’t even get me started on the excitement of finding a pocket-sized flashlight at the thrift store. That’s a win.

So, let’s have some fun with it! What’s your “you might be a prepper if…” joke or moment? Bonus points for anything involving geocaching, duct tape, or
 
You might be a prepper if your medicine cabinet looks like an herb shop and you consider duct tape a legitimate first aid supply. Anyone else stash extra bandanas just in case?